In honor of my Ninja's birthday, I'd like to sing his favorite song.
Oh, and Honey, here's your cake.
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere!
So, Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
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Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row
On your Birthday. Happy Birthday!
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Long ago your hair turned gray.
Now it's falling out, they say, so
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
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May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
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May your deeds with sheep and yaks
Equal those with sword and axe
On your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
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See the wrinkles on your face
Like the pattern of fine lace, so
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
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When you reach the age you are
Your demise cannot be far, so
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
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Love you, Cocky.
2 comments:
Happy birthday, Scott! Hope it's as happy as the song Dede posted!!
Aw...you remembered! And where the heck is that kickass cake?! sst
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